last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via onceuponawearydream)


“Truth or dare”
“What’s your credit card number”

(via coluring)


i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via humorking)


new years resolutions:

  • get skinny
  • get hot
  • get rich

(via shouldnt)


sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting

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my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian, via humorking)